Wednesday, March 4, 2009

DEEP THOUGHTS

Hey Jack Handy from SNL can do it. That fool from page 2 of the LA times can do it. So in response to SRT's challenge that nobody posts on here, I bring you Mattie B's random thoughts. Laker related and otherwise.

The Dodger's signing of Manny Ramirez guarantees them more ticket sales, merch. sales and more national interest, but does NOT guarantee them a National League West title...

The Laker's recent hiccup can be summed up in four words: WE MISS YOU ANDREW

Bynum not only sends LO back to the bench to solidify those "immature" players, but he ACTUALLY tries to block a shot once in a while (Pau??)

While on the surface the Gooden signing seems like a good move for the Spurs, my jury is still out...Drew has never played D the way Pop likes it played and SA likes to spread the floor with jump shooters..Horry, Bonner, Finley, etc. I say he plays well, but he is not the reason SA wins or loses in the post season. Manu's health, Timmy's non-called fouls and shots of TP's wife in the audience are much greater factors..

No movie in which Scarlett Johansson is stripped to her undies can be classified as a "chick flick"...

Sasha, Farmar, and Trevor will benefit greatly by LO's return to the 2nd unit..LO may not like it, but that is where he can help us win the chip..

Kobe Bryant's defense is so overrated, people like OJ Mayo, JR Smith and Jason Richardson are going right AT him, with no hesitation..

Anyone that rags on D Fish's heat check, 1 on 3 jumpers, below average D and lack of layup making ability should consider the alternative: Jordan Farmar nuff said

March Madness, Selection Sunday, conference tournaments...even if you don't watch college basketball the next three weeks are pretty fricking awesome..

Four #1 seeds made the Final four last year..I'm willing to stake my life that won't happen again this year...too much parity

The team cutting down the nets in April at Detroit will come from this group : Unc, Uconn, Pitt, Mem, Mich St, Okl, Marq, Wake, or (blah) Duke

Has sports talk radio become more of a stand up comedy act lately? Sound bites, hosts interrupting each other, etc.

As it stands now, Allen Iverson and Tracy McGrady can both vie for the most overrated NBA player award in the last decade

Don't give me the bull about Iverson's height and how he's so amazing for his size..Isiah Thomas WON RINGS...this guy got to ONE conference final because his GM traded for Mutumbo..otherwise what have you done Allen?

Me-Mac..guess cuz he is Vince-sanity's cousin but, dear lord, the guy gets hurt EVERY year...Grant Hill thinks Tracy is injury prone

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