Christmas Presents

With the holiday right around the corner, I've decided to hand out Christmas gifts to the Laker roster:

Vlad Rad - A positive attitude and a knowing that soon Phil will come to his senses and stop playing Luke so much

Farmar - a good DVR and /or VCR of tonight's win over NOH. Hey Jordan, did you see our defense and length?? Two attributes you do not contain

Bynum - patience. Sometimes it's better to give up a layup or dunk in the 1st quarter Drew. That way you'll be out there in the 2nd half with all your fouls and aggression to play with.

Pau - KG called your mom ugly, Pau. No seriously. Forget it. He is what he is.

Fish - health for the new year and a lost NBA finals shooting stroke (hello '04 and '08)

Kobe - world's greatest. All I can give is the information that you don't need to turn a 5 difficulty shot into a 10 to impress us, Kobe. Just do the fundamentals.

Lamar- ever seen Wizard of Oz? If I only had a brain...... continues to let refs, missed shots affect the outcome of his whole night. No, we're not talking about a rookie...

Sasha - keep shooting Machine. If everyone on the squad had your heart, Boston would be in some serious trouble

Sun - uuuuuuhh. America nice so far Sun?

Trevor - you're long, you're athletic. But Trev, can you insist to Kob that you take the best player on the opposing team? His best defensive days are in the rearview.

Mihm - keep in shape, Chris. January is usually a bad Laker-injury month

Powell - You're this year's Rony, Josh. Too bad Phil can't pry you off the pine.. chin up.

Luke- where to start. Athleticism. A jump shot. Being able to dunk. I guess if my dad was in the NBA I could be cutting a check too...