Follow up to Bracketology Pt 2

I know b was going to post 5 reasons why the Lakers will win and 5 reasons they won't... ill jump the gun and take a gander at the 5 reasons they WILL NOT win an NBA Title

1) Sasha - new contract...cant play D, averaging less than 4 pts so far in the playoffs
on an awesome 24.6% shooting... he's a 3 point specialist by the way
shooting an amazing 30% from downtown

2) D Fish - Wow did father time catch up to him or what.. shooting a miserable 29%
against houston while averaging 5 pts and 1.2 asst.. good numbers for a
PG. There's a correlation between him coming into the game, blown
layups, and the PA guy saying.. AARON BROOKS... AAAAAAAAAAAAARON BROOKS.

3) Lamar - In LA we have Manny being Manny.. and Lamar being Lamar..makes 15 mil a
year which is good for 7 and 7 almost every night. Good value.. does
pretty well against Landry and Scola who made a combined 6 mil this year.

4) PJ - Lakers down by 20.. PJ yawning.. Hamblin wondering if he's changed his
depends before tip... Sometimes you should call a timeout to stop a run.
There's a guy in SA that does.. and he's not a bad coach. Also.. timed
substitutions.. if that's all you're capable of, why not let Clemens call
the shots. Arrogance only gets you so far.

5) Bynum - modern day T Knight.. checking into the game AAAAAAAAAndrewy Byyynum...
(5 sec later) Foul on #17 A Bynum.. 9th personal.

6) Bonus Reason - Gasol is a bitch